Total Medals Earned: 1,323 (From 259 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,105 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 5/29 (25/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Touch a Wall!
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Not as cool as it sounds.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/500 points)
Slay your first monster
Buy all equipment
Learn every skill
Explore every area
Slay every monster
Defeat the final boss in less than 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/14 (40/125 points)
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 3
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Kill your enemy
Die 100 times or more
3 star a level
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 5/12 (140/390 points)
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with EVERYBODY